Ok but imagine every other Hogwarts student finding out each year why the Defense against the dark arts teacher has left.
"Harry Potter kiLLED HIM WITH HIS BARE HANDS?"
"Harry Potter erASED HIS ENTIRE MEMORY?"
"Harry Potter let hiM TURN INTO A WEREWOLF?"
"Harry Potter disCOVERED HIM IN CHEST??"
"Harry Potter let heR GET CAPTURED BY CENTAURS?"
On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
I love how most of celebrities messages to Joan Rivers are like “you insulted me but R.I.P”
Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea
As a social experiment all media should agree to completely ignore celebrities for a year and study the lengths they’re willing to go to in order to garner some attention
hi i'm tanya i like orange flavored lollipops and i post lots of random things
most of the time i tag my asks #answered (but since they stopped letting us tag answers i gave up on that)
things that i find really clever or that make me audibly laugh are tagged #best
I track the tag taneeji
also this is my idiot wife
"You have not lived today until you have done something for someone who can never repay you."
— John Bunyon