piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

(Source: worello)

pussyhands:

what if our use of emojis gradually becomes so extensive that we actually circle back to writing in hieroglyphics

ridge:

you ever want to cry and laugh at the same time 

ridge:

you ever want to cry and laugh at the same time 

zhavorsi:

Im not exaggerating when i say that j.k. rowling could write an itinerary of harry’s shitting schedule and i would cry while reading it that woman owns my soul

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” 
how is this possible? 

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

"Saturdays are for adventure; Sundays are for cuddling"
General life philosophy  (via tea-storm)

(Source: haleykit)

What is love?

(Source: oberynthemartell)

"Ancient moon priestesses were called virgins. ‘Virgin’ meant not married, not belonging to a man - a woman who was ‘one-in-herself’. The very word derives from a Latin root meaning strength, force, skill; and was later applied to men: virle. Ishtar, Diana, Astarte, Isis were all all called virgin, which did not refer to sexual chastity, but sexual independence. And all great culture heroes of the past, mythic or historic, were said to be born of virgin mothers: Marduk, Gilgamesh, Buddha, Osiris, Dionysus, Genghis Khan, Jesus - they were all affirmed as sons of the Great Mother, of the Original One, their worldly power deriving from her. When the Hebrews used the word, and in the original Aramaic, it meant ‘maiden’ or ‘young woman’, with no connotations to sexual chastity. But later Christian translators could not conceive of the ‘Virgin Mary’ as a woman of independent sexuality, needless to say; they distorted the meaning into sexually pure, chaste, never touched."
Monica Sjoo, The Great Cosmic Mother: Rediscovering the Religion of the Earth (via ynannarising)

fartgallery:

imagine a future history exam for high school students having the question “What was one main cause of each World War to date?”

World War 1: assassination of archduke franz ferdinand

World War 2: germany invaded poland

World War 3: a seth rogen movie

thedepthofme:

when you know you’re doing it right

(Source: booasaur)

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